Monday, April 5, 2010


I found this idea on a friends blog. You Google the phrase ".... Needs" with your name inserted. Then you look at the first 6 links and that's what you need. I did it for Jake and I and here is what we "need".

1. Jake needs money for a hooker. No.
2. Jake needs a woman. We don't get to see each other very often this semester.
3. Jake needs love and direction. True. Jake likes cuddling and talking.
4. Jake needs undies. Also true. It's laundry day.
5. Jake needs Danika. He likes Danables yogurt...that rhymes with Danika.
6. Jake needs a home. Also true. The home we are moving into needs some serious work done.

1. Julia needs Satan's Nectar. If Satan's Nectar is Diet Coke then maybe yes.
2. Julia needs a bath tub toy. I don't know what a want more, a rubber ducky or a squirt gun.
3. Julia needs a shave. That's for tomorrow. Tuesday, Thursdays, and Saturdays are shaving days.
4. Julia needs a time machine. So true some days.
5. Julia needs to learn her manners. I do burp too loudly.
6. Julia needs a bath. True. I haven't showered yet.

1 comment:

  1. so julia i did this just for fun with Kyle and I these were mine

    I need you more than ever, support, to help the libraries of Illinois meet their needs, reform, to concentrate my attention on what others need to feel beautiful, and I desperately need a facelift

    (apparently ILA is an abbreviation for a lot of things)

    Kyle needs a nickname, a hot dog, a chiropractor, help to copyright, a girlfriend, and a cartman's kidney