Enrique Suave

When I was leaving our house to have lunch with Jake, the UPS man pulled up in front of our place.

At first, I thought it was some of the stuff I ordered for the baby's room...but it wasn't.

Instead it was a box from the Omaha Steak Company, (???) complete with burgers, chicken breasts, gourmet franks, filet mignon, sirloin steaks, and stuffed baked potatoes.

It was addressed to us, with our address, from an Enrique Suave. Again, ???.

After calling Jake, making sure with the UPS guy that it was legal to accept it, and reanalyzing the attached note, I put the meat in the freezer.

So Enrique, whoever you may be, thank you for your generosity!

Go meat. :)