Monday, August 23, 2010

The Flood

This is a story about a sink.

Namely, the sink in my hospital room.

When I was admitted the sink had a little drip.

Which turned into a steady stream when it was turned on.

And wouldn't turn off.

Which caused the nurse to try and fix it.

But she's a nurse, not a plumber.

So the steady stream became a ranging stream.

Which started filling the sink and overflowing.

Making the nurse run to find help.

Which turned into 5 nurses forming a bucket brigade,

to empty buckets of sink water into the shower,

and in the process spilling a good amount on the floor,

with two security guards watching in the hall.

10 minutes later the plumber showed up.

And now there is no more ranging or steady or dripping water.

Excitement in the hospital. :)

1 comment:

  1. Oh my! That's hilarious! At least to me it is cause it sounds like a scene from I Love Lucy or something. And you got a front row seat! And yes, let's be friends, but of course we are, but you know what I mean. Let me know if you need anything. ANYTHING!!! k? K!